You ever see your dad out on the lawn, blowing leaves like someone was timing him and judging his every move? Well, call up dear old dad and tell him to enter the Blow Competition at Indiecade. [h/t SB Nation]
This is McKamey Manor in San Diego and it is your own personal hell. It’s reservation only and the average tour lasts 2-3 hours and you can’t leave. No two tours are the same and it is quite possibly the closest thing you can get to getting Saw’d. (WARNING: NSFW language and highly disturbing)
Who says kids are stupid? Well, they are kind of stupid, but BJ Novak shows that all they need are just some funny voices and funny words and they’ll finally SHUT THE HELL UP AND GO TO DAMN BED ALREADY.
David Saville, ladies and gentlemen. David has Down Syndrome and is a big part of the Clemson program and a campus legend. He got down with the team after their 41-0 win over NC State.
Sometimes, the simplest approach is the one that works best. This little guy helps out the dudes from “Simple Pickup” by speaking directly to them while they attempt to pickup women at the park. So, call your nephew and tell him to meet you at the dog park next Saturday. Foolproof.
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