Classic.

Marnie’s quote about the “real world” at the end is great.

Unbelievable.

“I’m all about the Totinos lifestyle.”

This is so accurate, it hurts.

This is 11-year-old Aito Iguchi, and he’s being billed as the Ichiro of hockey. 11 years old and he’s dominating pee-wee leagues all over Japan. This kid’s moves are going to make your head spin.

“Dude, are you five?” “Yeah, five inches deep in your MOM.”

That definitely did not go as planned.

Yep. Enjoy.

Never mess with a man who drives a VW Golf.