Some people find God after a violent right hook to the sternum.

The day Time Warner Cable goes dark is the day tyranny ends.

GNR in the background. Kirkland Signature brand tequila and marg mix. Sleeveless t-shirt. Jean shorts. Stoking a fire pit with a shovel. This is about as redneck as it gets.

We’re not breaking any news here, but modern country is absolute garbage. YouTube user “Sir Mashalot” reinforces this by mashing together six terrible, yet popular, country songs.

YES DAD I KNOW HOW IT WORKS.

At the buzzer. Damn impressive.

So spicy. So good.

Ah, the one that got away. Or the one you never had? Almost had? Damn, Jimmy. This must suck for you. Nicki Kidman is a top 50 babe of all time.

Don’t even need a frilly, clicky title. This is must watch internet.

Biden alert!