We’re probably going to need more Gronk.

Back then, hoes didn’t want me. Now I’m doing local ads during the Super Bowl.

Bravo.

Jealousy is served best with a side of schadenfreude.

Sorry for the terrible quality. I didn’t film it. Just be happy, okay?

Dude just really wanted a Hyundai Elantra from a genie.

Happy Super Bowl week, indeed. Needless to say, this is fairly NSFW.

This looks like my gym since January 1st.

Use your words.

Strunk Flugget.