We try to stay away from babies for the most part, but dammit, if this isn’t just adorable.

All hail to this guy. I honestly can’t believe people pay thousands of dollars to see these things. They’re all the exact same thing.

Nothing like an impromptu collaboration with Will Smith and Paul Shaffer and the CBS Orchestra. Awesome.

“Impractical rock hat: $9,995.”

Pretty much nailed it.

Real original. Also, NSFW.

This is a pro move.

He’s got an entire damn brewery in there. It was like a dynamite vest of booze. Respect the hustle.

Whore ads.

I think this Jeff character has staying power.