This is quite resourceful. Best of luck, good sir. Spiegel, take notice.

This will probably do well.

See, babe? Science says so.

He even scored a pleasure pack.

Something else to worry about. Nice.

Frank Underwood always has the winning cards.

Respect the Dad joke.

Attention parents, this is really awesome but for the love of all things holy, don’t let your children watch “House of Cards” just yet.

This is horrifying…ly hilarious.

THAT’S A TWO FER!