“Nothin’ like when you had mad tokens left in that arcade ballin’, watching tickets fallin’, pegging stupid bitches in that motherfuckin’ ball pit.” - Lil Dicky

Don’t lean against the door, please.

So the gang starts working for a 24-hour news network? In the 80s? This is going to be better than showing up to work insanely hungover to find out there’s pizza in the break room.

Here’s your metaphor for the day. Welcome to post-grad life, toots.

Don’t lie, this is what you thought you’d be doing after graduation.

I pulled the DUI card again? UGH!