Oliver and Company was my shit as a little kid.

My latest pickup attempt went pretty horribly. Do they have these things at Target?

Wide range of material here from the most versatile comic of our time. The man can do no wrong.

It’s funny until it happens to you.

I only use the surfboard emoji on Venmo because Ride The Wave.

Hot snakes and bubble gut.

Compared to your Average Joe qualities, John Urschel is just better than you. At everything. “Deal with it.”

[via Mashable]

Fifteen topics in one minute? Perfect, that’s about all my brain can handle after a long weekend.

Camp Firewood is back.

Only in Monroe.