That’s for you, Sage.

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“Good guy, bit clingy.”

[via Reddit]

He’s back, and yes, he actually brought a NERF gun to a wedding so he could shoot her.

But seriously, if you’re trampling people to get an above-ground pool for $30 off, you’re the worst.

OK Go’s “The One Moment” video lasts 4.2 seconds at regular speed, and yeah, I’ll probably be watching it a few more times.

Aaaaaaaand I’m ready to binge-watch this ASAP.

How many people you think he’s told this to?

“Listen, listen, listen, listen. Fuck off, fuck off, fuck off, fuck off. Get out! Get out!”

[via First We Feast]

And that’s why I don’t camp.