This won’t suck. I’m calling it.

Took me at least a month.

She’s top 5 dead or alive.

Love this bit.

Nerd alert.

If I had to describe myself in three words? The Yacht Week.

Probably could’ve done without the bath part, but.

I now officially feel like an idiot for listening to anything made after 2014.

Makes you want to stop sexting, huh?

I want to party with those guys, man.