I feel like I’m closer than retirement than I am to 1995.

I, for one, was surprised to find out that he’s still alive.

To say this didn’t disappoint would be an understatement. Am I a little frustrated that he copped out by choosing an entire team for the #1 spot? Maybe. But you’ve gotta give credit where credit is due — those kids had some great friggin’ hair. Until next year, guys.

Okay, I like what I see thus far.

Seriously, though, where does it all go?

Honestly though, you could tell me that he actually said all these things and I probably wouldn’t doubt you.

Yeah, he pretty much nailed it.

It might be the traditionalist in me, but I just feel like they shouldn’t have changed the words.

Wyoming meets Texas.

Not sure what was hotter: Uncle Joey’s Yzerman jersey, DJ Tanner, or Lori Loughlin.