I am Jack’s complete lack of appreciation for important societal commentary.

Goodness, gracious, great ball of fire.

Everyone loves a good NASCAR fight. I’ve been begging NASCAR to start encouraging these kinds of fracases in every race. I also think NASCAR needs to go full Attitude Era, with heels and faces who just go after it before, during and after each race. I just want to see Carl Edwards come flying out of pit row with a steel chair and crack it over Tony Stewart’s head while the crowd goes absolutely bananas. I don’t think sponsors would pull out after they saw the massive TV ratings.

That definitely did not go as planned.

Winter is coming and so am I after watching the season four trailer for “Game of Thrones.” Perhaps the best produced show on TV right now, season four looks to be primarily about vengeance. Vengeance and a big ass special effects budget. Can’t wait. Season four premieres on April 6th.

Guy was so excited he couldn’t hold it in. Literally.

Pretty much anything that’s preceded by “butt.”

Literally the entire series is spoiled in this video, so there’s your warning in case you have trouble with clicky internet title comprehension. If you don’t want to spend 30 hours (even though I highly recommend that) catching up before the season four premiere next Sunday, this is also going to fill you in nicely.

Megan Fox as April O’Neil? Man, I love being a turtle!