“Where they’ll make sure you’re proven guilty.”
This makes me never want to go on another date again.
“Oh my God… this is… this is it. The chicks are going to be FLOCKING to you on Bumble.”
TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN! TOUCHDOWN!
But seriously. It’s every. damn. time.
I don’t even care that this is a commercial for Heinz ketchup because it made my Monday feel like a Friday.
They just never disappoint.
Just nah, fam. I’m tryna eat nachos drenched in queso with a side of buff-chick dip.
Man, even after all these years, W. still can’t catch a break.