In the midst of another baseball season, it’s important to remember that sometimes you’ve just got to throw down.
“Nothin’ like when you had mad tokens left in that arcade ballin’, watching tickets fallin’, pegging stupid bitches in that motherfuckin’ ball pit.” – Lil Dicky
Don’t lean against the door, please.
So the gang starts working for a 24-hour news network? In the 80s? This is going to be better than showing up to work insanely hungover to find out there’s pizza in the break room.
Here’s your metaphor for the day. Welcome to post-grad life, toots.