It might be the traditionalist in me, but I just feel like they shouldn’t have changed the words.
I mean, yeah, I’d probably watch some ball with her.
Group texts are why ‘Do Not Disturb’ exists.
“Pay that man his money.”
You’re not a true celebrity until you’ve got an awesome drinking story like this. The Breaking Bad star went to the Prince of Brunei’s birthday party and of course, the King of Pop was there and the two drank tequila and made nice with the Prince of Brunei. Awesome.
What happens when you take two of the most shocking moments from HBO’s best shows? You get internet magic.
Back when the White Pages were the original Tinder. You have no idea how hard it was in the ’80s.
Jason Derulo rounded up some celebs to do a version of the recent example of awesome sax drops in pop music, “Talk Dirty To Me.” Larry King, One Direction, that little kid who lip synchs Katy Perry songs. The gang’s all here.
Okay then.
Lady Gaga is known for pulling stuff like this, but she might have topped them all last night at her SXSW show at Stubbs in Austin, TX. Besides getting barfed on, Gaga also roasted herself like a pig on a spit above a fire as her backup dancers basted her with oversized brushes, a woman performing fellatio on several bratwursts and sausages, the usual. Then she invited a “vomit painter” onstage and you can guess where things went from there.