This is literally the least athletic thing I have ever seen.
Back in my day, I would just wake up at 10, freak the fuck out, realize school was cancelled and go on about my life. I didn’t expect my educators to be entertainers. Kids these days…
Peter Pan had it right. Shadows are nothing but trouble.
Four postgrads. Two-ish jobs. One apartment. Lots of booze.
Presented without commentary.
Damn nature, you scary. Oh, and impalas have crazy hops.
So here’s the story, this driver in the black SUV rear ended the cab in front of them, attempted to bail, hilarity ensued. Skip ahead to 1:50 for when the s**t really hits the fan…
**UPDATE: The SUV was in fact stolen and the perp is in custody.
[h/t Chicagoist]
Goodness gracious. Premieres on Valentine’s Day, 2014. Not a bummer.