“Get it on!”

First he plays Walt Disney in Saving Mr. Banks and now he’s playing Captain Richard Phillips in the film adaptation of a Somali pirate takeover of an American ship, aptly named Captain Phillips. Everyone wins.

“Looking good, Billy Ray!”

“Tell her you’re a trader for JT Norgan.”

“Oh, Scott Jergenson! I love it! I’m actually gonna murder you!”

If you have a tip concerning this crime, please email HeatherbreaDriveJustice@AOL.com.

What a loser…