This is horrifying…ly hilarious.
Attention parents, this is really awesome but for the love of all things holy, don’t let your children watch “House of Cards” just yet.
Frank Underwood always has the winning cards.
He even scored a pleasure pack.
See, babe? Science says so.
“One sex please.” Warning: NSFW language.
LIKE I HAVE THE TIME OR MONEY TO JUST GO ON A EUROPEAN SEX VACATION, TINDER.
This is just really touching.