I could pretty much watch McConaughey do anything at this point.

“I bought a camel, mang.”

Sure, if a Bob Dylan-esque dude is playing piano at your place, you might’ve taken things too far. But still.

Michael Jenkins of NBC Sportsnet Central just goes to Pound Town after the Capitals get knocked out of the playoffs.

That’s just a case of having a shitty group of friends.

“Do you think they understand the level of commitment it takes to eat the amount of human kibble necessary to maintain this body?”

Wait, was that T.O.?

Crushed it.

You just got put on notice, Paul Ryan. Clock is ticking.

When three woman shared their near-death experiences, Kate McKinnon could barely keep it together.