What happens when humans actually use logic and reason, instead of terrible, idiotic, clichéd horror movie decision making?

He covers all the bases. It takes balls to pull off a 27-minute proposal this flawlessly. Props to you, but also, you suck for setting the bar so high for those of us who aren’t engaged already.

This guy also directed and produced the story of Zach Sobiech, the incredible 17-year-old kid who had terminal cancer. So, he’s got some serious chops when it comes to making people cry like babies.

This is a real thing. This chick wrote about Chinese food. Like a whole song. Welcome to internet infamy, Alison Gold.

Love how this guy acts like he’s unveiling the newest Apple invention. Seriously though, if I got one of these at a white elephant party I would use it at my desk every day and get fired.

He’s the coolest.

And obviously they needed to make a Spanish version with a totally different woman who also has massive jugs.

They should just remake the entire movie and do it like this.

First off, the only way you can “hack” your life is literally by killing yourself. Secondly, I’m so happy that these were never real in the first place. Back to the drawing board, idiots.