Want to ruin both your Tuesday morning and the alphabet? Check out the latest sensation by the “Chinese Food” singer and her puppeteer producer.

If you’ve never heard or read the story about “The Smiling Man” from Reddit before, this short film captures it perfectly. Prepare for your skin to crawl.

Dad fans are the best fans. Just chillin’ on the bed, going absolutely insane, with his family worried he’s going to have a heart attack on the spot.

You’re why us internet folk wake up in the morning.

Looks like the first trailer wasn’t a fluke. The release date for the movie is December 25, 2013. Merry Christmas.

They still don’t address that if any of this happens on your flight, there’s a 99% chance you’re going to die. Still, props.

The word coterie was invented for Wes Anderson.

God, she looks like hell.

This stressed me out, but in like a really cool way.