Pittsburgh Pirates centerfielder and current National League MVP Andrew McCutchen proposed to his main piece on The Ellen Degeneres Show. How is anyone supposed to compete with that?

If my memory serves me right, “Back Alley Behind Some Dude’s Apartment Beach” wasn’t one of the original MarioKart levels, but I’ve been wrong before, Regardless, this is outstanding.

“I went in for a job interview and they asked me for my resumé.”

Steve Carell’s original audition for Anchorman. Keep in mind, this is a pre-The Office Steve Carell too. Pretty cool.

h/t Filmdrunk

Mike Collins is a Republican Congressional candidate from Georgia’s 10th District. Mike Collins is sick and tired of the shenanigans going on in our nation’s capital. Mike Collins recreated Jean Claude Van Damme’s Volvo ad to show you he means business. Mike Collins has above average flexibility.

Look, just tell me what may or may not happen this season. Enough of this minimalist crap.

It’s December, which means it’s time for awesome mashups.