Who says Americans don’t love hockey?

USA! USA!

“Can we filter by pedigree?”

When you train your entire life for a competition like the Olympics, you deserve nothing but the best.

[via The Onion]

[via Now This News]

Amazing.

Zack Morris was a power move.

The Tri-Tone text notification sound haunts my dreams to this day. You can never leave. You can never get out. It has you now.

(Thanks again to our pals at Nice Piece.)

Even the best in the biz at cutting promos couldn’t hold a candle to Sherman’s rant, but he still did a pretty damn good job.

[h/t Kissing Suzy Kolber]

It’s a celebration, bitches.

Oh my.