GRYFFINDOR! In fact, you can look up every cultural reference by year on the show on The Office Time Machine. Say goodbye to your afternoon.

Watch out, men of Washington. She’s coming for you.

Did not see that coming.

Straight up the escalator. Crazy. The train operator fell asleep at the wheel, jumped the tracks and did $6 million dollars worth of damage at the O’Hare L stop in Chicago. The crash injured 32 people and caused mayhem for Chicago commuters. Thankfully, no one was killed.

It looked like it was curtains for this unfortunate construction worker in Houston until the heroics of the Houston Fire Department saved his life. Absolutely amazing footage.

Literally the entire series is spoiled in this video, so there’s your warning in case you have trouble with clicky internet title comprehension. If you don’t want to spend 30 hours (even though I highly recommend that) catching up before the season four premiere next Sunday, this is also going to fill you in nicely.

Hope he’s actually sponsored by Pepsi. If not, this is even more pathetic. The sheer velocity of the vomit stream is impressive, though.

Impressive.

Pretty much anything that’s preceded by “butt.”

I hate the use of “epic” in general, but that really is the only way to describe this. Jimmy Fallon continues to bring out the absolute best in his guests and reignite all of the nostalgic feels from Americans everywhere. This is amazing.