This country is in good hands.

God, read a book.

Long-time Major League outfielder, Jeff Francoeur was relegated to the minor leagues this season. His teammates obviously wanted to welcome him to the bus leagues by pulling perhaps one of the greatest, and lengthiest, pranks the internet has ever seen.

A speech jammer is a device that delays your voice so it makes it impossible to speak normally. These guys put it on and tried to pick up women. This is hilarious.

The title tells the story. This is the internet after all.

Kliff cuts a mean stanky leg. Skip ahead to 1:45 for all the action.

Pacquiao vs. Bradley 2 happens Sat., April 12 live on pay-per-view.

The faces tell the whole story.

Goes without saying, but SPOILER ALERT.