This is fine work.

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“I’ve got something for YOUUUUUUU”

“If I had a gun with two bullets and was in a room with Hitler, bin Laden and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.”

Might have to do this.

I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you actually left them. #college #crying

Almost made it.

Yeah, but can your mom pay you $45k a year, plus bennies?

Such is life.

“A pigeon pie so dry, everyone at your wedding will choke and die.”