Being able to identify every employee in the office from the sound of their walk. #PGP 0 HRPostGrad | February 12, 2014 Favorite 53
The fastest internet tab closer this side of the Mississippi. #PGP 0 WhyAmIHere | February 12, 2014 Favorite 44
Being able to hear your keys, but never being able to find them. #PGP 0 expatPG | February 12, 2014 Favorite 11
Regretting the promotion you took because it drastically reduced your internet browsing time. #PGP 0 Do Not Disturb | February 12, 2014 Favorite 16
Contemplating pretending to have kids because those coworkers who actually do get to leave early all the time. #PGP 1 Cam Brady | February 12, 2014 Favorite 17
Not killing the ant on my desk because I like him better than my coworkers. #PGP 0 oilfieldtrash | February 12, 2014 Favorite 21
Checking your bank account multiple times a day in hopes of unexpected deposits. #PGP 0 remoteoffice | February 12, 2014 Favorite 20
Officially the only non-married, non-engaged associate at the firm. #PGP 0 LegallyWrong | February 12, 2014 Favorite 23
"Your performance report is due next week, can you go ahead and send me a list of everything you've done this year?" #PGP 0 EnlistedPostGrad | February 12, 2014 Favorite 12
Your boss telling you to "hold down the fort" when he leaves early for the day. #PGP 0 MillertimeAllthetime | February 11, 2014 Favorite 26
Finding your first gray hair, and the three hours of sobbing that follows. #PGP 1 JayTas | February 11, 2014 Favorite 9
"Your participation is required in this webinar." #PGP 0 Post Grad Drunk | February 11, 2014 Favorite 11
Coworkers spoiling Olympic results that haven't been televised yet. #PGP 0 sahart | February 11, 2014 Favorite 12
Using ambiguous terms when talking to a client so you seem more important. #PGP 0 Pepto Bismol | February 11, 2014 Favorite 9
The older men in my office are the only reason cell phone holsters are still being produced. #PGP 0 Back That Tax Up | February 11, 2014 Favorite 13
Dying from thirst to avoid the chatty coworker at the water cooler. #PGP 0 Kmonay88 | February 11, 2014 Favorite 11
"I'll get right on that when I get back from lunch." #PGP 0 NC_BusinessGrad | February 11, 2014 Favorite 25
Taking your work laptop home even though you have no intention of doing any work. #PGP 0 BuzzWords | February 11, 2014 Favorite 27