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Woman Crashes Her Car Into Hotel, Gets Out, Makes Coffee, Lights Cigarette, And Assures Staff That “Everything Is Fine”

New Book Accuses Jeb Bush Of Abusing And Trafficking Cocaine Back In The ’80s, Which Is Big For His Street Cred

Gronk Now Has A Party Ship Because He’s The Perfect Person To Have His Own Party Ship

People With The Monday Blues Are Taking To Craigslist In An Effort To Cure Them By Hooking Up

Heads Rolled After This Wildly Racist And Hilariously Lame Email Was Sent

This Guy Stopped Showing Up To Work For 6 Years And Nobody Noticed

If You’re A Single Guy Who Likes To Party, This Might Be The Greatest Internship Ever Listed

F1 Champion Lewis Hamilton Is Out Here Just Bombing Drives Off Glaciers In New Zealand

This Is Why You’ve Been Getting Weird Facebook Friend Requests All Week

Hero Weatherman Vows To Embarrass Bosses Who Make Their Employees Come In During Houston Flood