Let me begin by saying that I absolutely love the World Cup. It’s the most exciting sporting event in the world and hey, America’s actually (kinda?) good this year! Unfortunately, the World Cup also brings out the very worst in sports…Read More »
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The Time I Got A Security Guard Fired For Being An Ultra Creep
I’ve never been big on phone sex. It’s awkward, it’s embarrassing, and it requires me to do more work than simply lying on my back and faking an occasional moan. But just because I’m not big on it, it doesn’t mean…Read More »
7 Summer Essentials You Should Never Leave The House Without
If you clicked on this article hoping to find cutesy things like “The Best Beach Bag For Your Buck” or “Towels To Get Wet Over,” you’re in the wrong place. Sure, that stuff is important when dealing with the adorable…Read More »
Joe Biden Thinks He’s Poor
While speaking at a White House Summit on working families, Vice President Joe Biden reminded the crowd that he’s still the hard-working, train-riding everyman that made him such a successful candidate for the US Senate. Only, it’s slightly less believable…Read More »
7 Great Hangover Cures No One Ever Talks About
A hangover can never technically be cured. It’s a travesty of modern medicine. Humans have been getting sauced for thousands of years and we’ve still yet to come up with a surefire way of curing our debilitating hangovers. It’s no…Read More »
6 Summer Cocktails To Drink Before Passing Out By The Pool
Pool days are for sunning, swimming, and getting drunk enough that you forget any insecurities you might have started the day with about what you look like in a swimsuit. The lazy person’s poolside drink is most likely beer. Don’t…Read More »
21 Power Moves You Can Pull At Happy Hour
Right when you walk in the door, loosen your tie. It shows everyone that you mean business. Roll up your sleeves right as you hit the bar. This is the universal sign that “Things are about to get ugly around…Read More »
25 Ways To Be A Cubemate From Hell
I’m pretty annoying 24/7. My doctor says it’s because I can’t A-D-D or something. Why do I even need to spell when I have spell check? Regardless, as annoying as I am, I could not stand my old cubicle mate.…Read More »
Fantasy Football Offseason Check-In With Dave From Accounting
NFL mini-camps were last weekend and soon enough, the NFL will back in full swing. With that, comes the advent of fantasy football season. Hardcore fantasy bums are always on the lookout for an edge. Luckily for you, I had…Read More »
6 Signs You’re About To Get Broken Up With
Being broken up with sucks. I know. What a radical, groundbreaking opinion. The point is, if you want to protect your ego effectively when a relationship is ending, it helps to know the signs that it’s about to happen. At…Read More »
