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Jennifer Lawrence Probably Doesn’t Want To Be Friends With You

My Single Stall Office Bathroom Is Surrounded By Women And I’m Afraid To Let It Rip

A Response To The Chicago Tribune’s Top Ten Cheap Dates

Things I’ve Gotten Worse At: Business Trips

I Don’t Know How To Maintain A Steady Buzz

Dear God, Look How Much Money The Top-10 Highest Paid Athletes Make A Year

My Reaction To ‘Bachelorette’ Chad’s Wildly Fantastic Match.com Profile

How Much Food Is Too Much Food Before A Girl Will Refuse To Have Sex With Me?

Touching Base, Episode 18: Introducing New Writer Johnny D & More Bachelorette

Netflix Drops Some Knowledge On How And What We Binge Watch The Most