The struggle is real. You graduated, but you’re not actually an adult. You’ve entered the work force, but you’re entirely unprepared. You’re in your 20s, but it’s not at all as seen on TV. Here’s what no one tells you…Read More »
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10 Reasons Why Spurs-Heat Will Make You Hate Basketball
When the NBA Finals rolls around each June, it’s one of the tensest most exciting times of the year for two fan bases. For the supporters of 30 other franchises, it can serve as one last snapshot of another NBA season…Read More »
Times I Should Have Been Fired, Volume I: Prank Calling Clients With Funny Names
The Metropolitan Life Insurance office I worked in, located in an office park a stone’s throw from a major highway in an extremely suburban part of St. Louis, was the epitome of corporate, in every way imaginable. The offices of…Read More »
Banned Church League Baller Responds
Yesterday, a memorandum banning a guy from his church basketball league was submitted as a photo to PGP. You can see that here. In response, the guy, who shall remain anonymous, sent an email to our support staff asking how…Read More »
A Letter to My College Self
Dear Self, First off, you are one lucky son of a bitch. You’re probably having the time of your life. If I can remember correctly, you kind of took it easy last semester. It’s no big deal. Just don’t start…Read More »
The 5 Stages of Coping With An Engagement Announcement
Another day, another engagement. You’re going about your day, minding your own business, when it happens. Again. While you were trying to remember the name of the last person you got up close and personal with (unclear), they were busy…Read More »
Post Grad Life as told by Romy and Michele
Your college party days are over and you’ve stepped into the real world. It kind of snuck up on you. You thought you’d feel more mature at this point. But you’ve gotta gear up and get ready to take on…Read More »
25 Phrases That You Can No Longer Say Since Getting A Job
Some phrases that were commonplace on campus, in dorms, dining halls and fraternity houses are no longer socially or societally acceptable now that you’ve entered your post-grad life. This holds the most truth in your place of business, where professionalism…Read More »
Wedding Party Power Rankings
The weather is getting hotter, but wedding season is still in full swing. Because we care here at PGP, we wanted to break down the positions of power in a wedding party. I’m taking into consideration fun factor, importance in…Read More »
The 5 Worst Things About Funemployment
So, you’ve entered the real world with no viable job options in sight. You could use this opportunity to take up new hobbies and travel to exotic locales. Instead, you take the opportunity to drink heavily, lie in bed for…Read More »