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10 Ways To Go Off The Social Media Deep End
1. “Like” one of your ex’s Facebook photos from 2005 at four o’clock in the morning. It’s late. You’re drunk, lonely and maybe a little depressed, so you decide to hit Facebook. Big mistake. They say alcohol is a depressant,…Read More »
Humpday Hookup Horror Stories: Accounts Payable
We receive submissions each week regarding postgrad hookup horror stories. So naturally, we’re going to handpick the worst of the worst and let you read them. Names have been changed to protect careers and personal lives. Thou shalt not judge…Read More »
GIVEAWAY: Callaway Driver
We’re giving away a brand new FT Optiforce Driver courtesy of the good people at Callaway Golf.
Life At 16 vs. Life At 26
10 years is a long time…
The Biggest Lies We Were Told As Kids
From an early age, each one of us had adults, probably parents, feeding us a plethora of encouragements about the people we would one day become. Then again, maybe you didn’t and you were raised by a nurturing pack of coyotes.
Fantasy Football Trash Talk: Office League vs. Friends League
Fantasy football draft time is upon us. It’s a fun time, isn’t it? Especially live drafts. Those are often just as fun as the seasons themselves. It’s also a good time to get the shit-talking rolling. The trash talking in…Read More »
Best And Worst Things About Funemployment
Sometimes, the stars align and the universe opens itself up to you. You got a new job, but it doesn’t start for another month or two, and you hate your current job, so you decide to cash in your chips…Read More »
Quarter Life Crisis Chronicles: Decorating Your “Home”
One of the most eye-opening things about leaving the debaucherous playground that was college is the expectation that you immediately have to become an upstanding member of society. This means a complete 180-degree switch from unbridled deviancy to overt maturity,…Read More »
Which 5 States Consume The Most Beer Per Capita?
Americans downed about 13.2 million barrels of beer in 2012. I don’t know exactly what that equates to per person, but it sounds like a fun amount. Quick side note: I’m going to start telling people how many barrels of beer…Read More »