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We’ve got a favorite for .gif of the year and it’s this beauty from The Wolf of Wall Street trailer.
Now, how about in slow-motion?
Now, let’s go to the monitor and break it down.
Leo’s Dance Moves
I have no idea what to call this. All I know is I busted it out no less than seven times last weekend, and it will be prominently featured at every wedding I attend until I have a wife or children to embarrass.
John Bernthal’s Outfit
Steel-tipped belt, shiny mafioso slacks, power goatee and a halfway unbuttoned black shirt. He’s also just shimmying with a cig hanging out of his mouth like he just don’t care. He don’t care. All I know is that I want to party with him.
The Old Guy In The Background
Seersucker suit, obviously shitfaced, and ripping a heater. I’m pretty sure half of the people in this .gif are smoking. Guys like this are the reason why they didn’t ban smoking in restaurants until the early-2000s. I’m willing to bet on it.
Jonah Hill
The tux. The sunglasses. He’s put together so well in this scene. Not to mention, also probably shitfaced. Cheering on Leo, looking like he’s too drunk to talk. Also smoking a cigarette.
The Band
I love live music. These guys are jamming out in the background in suits and entertaining the masses. If I had to guess as to what tune they were playing, I’d go with either Dancing In September or Invisible Touch.
Ethan Suplee’s Dance Moves
Ethan Suplee, probably one of the most underrated actors of our generation, is just getting after it while sporting the ’90s power ‘stache. I try to imagine him as a 400-pound Louie Lastik from Remember The Titans doing this dance and I laugh even harder. Also, good on Ethan for dropping roughly 200 pounds since the mid-2000s. Way to go, dude.
The Dude In The Salmon Pants
Suspenders. Seersucker blazer. Salmon slacks. Bushy mustache. Enough said.
[Images via Uproxx]
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Brian McGannon
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Salmon pants hipthrusts. Awesome.
its mesmerizing!