Boss announced we will have a guest speaker on “how to manage millennials.” As the only millennial I offered to give the speech for half the pay and no benefits. Offer rejected. PGP.
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Probably because you won’t pander to their preconceived notions that millennials aren’t willing to trudge uphill both ways in the snow to get the job done like they do.
But sure, I’d love to teach you how to add an attachment to your email…again.
I can’t wait to tell my grand kids how I had to walk 5 miles uphill in both directions through snow just to find an iPhone 5 charger
You should proclaim discrimination unless you can get a guest speaker on “how to deal with complacent baby boomers/middle management.”
I work in HR…. Depending on who you say this to, you could probably get away with getting the baby boomer speaker! You have a good EEOC argument.