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Remember when Bachelor in Paradise was almost completely ruined forever because of DeMario and Corinne shenanigans? Welp, not even a scandal can derail this train. It’s riding full steam ahead this summer, and it’ll be back on your screens for four hours a week (God help us all) starting August 7.
Who’s in? Glad you asked. The good folks at People dot com revealed who’s signed on for BiP this season (so far). And let me tell you, there are some power players this year. Sure, we don’t have Corinne or DeMario or Chad. Sure there are people who we’ve seen but don’t really know since they got kicked off before they could even unpack their bags in the mansion. But among the space fillers are the likes of some of our favorite shit-stirrers.
Confirmed are:
Angela Amezcua from Nick’s season
Annaliese Puccini from Arie’s season
No IG which feels like a major oversight.
Astrid Loch from Nick’s season
Bibiana Juliana from Arie’s season (love her)
Chelsea Roy from Arie’s season
David Ravitz from Becca’s season
Eric Bigger from Rachel’s season
Joe “Grocery Store Joe” Amabile from Becca’s season
John “Venmo Billionaire” Graham from Becca’s season
Jordan Kimball from Becca’s season
Kendall Long from Arie’s season
Kenny “Pretty Boy Pitbull” King from Rachel’s season
Some guy named Kevin Wendt who’s from The Bachelor Winter Games and The Bachelorette Canada
Krystal Nielson from Arie’s season
Nick Spetsas from Becca’s season
Nysha Norris from Arie’s season
Tia Booth from Arie’s season
And Wells Adams is back as America’s favorite bartender!!
So, the list has some duds, some studs, and some complete looney tunes. I love it. Off the top of my head, here are some couples I’d love to see: Jordan and Krystal, Kenny and Bibiana, Tia and Colton Grocery Store Joe.
Who do y’all want to see get wild in paradise? Let me know. .
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Jordan and David together again, with a bonus of Krystal and Bibiana. Can’t wait.
I really hope we have a cameo from Wells’ real life gf Sarah Hyland. I love them together.
Grocery Store Joe and Me
Venmo Joe and Me
Venmo John* damn lack of an edit button
Krystal and Jordan. Bank on it.
Cancel everything if this doesn’t happen.
Tia and Grocery Store Joe. I love that idea.
No no no no no, much better fit for he and Kendall.
Guaranteed that Kevin and Bibiana pick up where they left off during Winter Games. It seems like they only stopped hooking up because producers felt sorry for Ashley I.
Don’t remember the first chick at all.
I’m so fucking sick of Bibiana.
Annaliese has an insta, but it’s private — annaliesep
I miss Daniel and Chad. Jordan and David have an uphill battle to be as entertaining as they were.
I have never seen Angela in my life