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Everyone likes a nice butt. They’re fun to play with, look at, and sleep on. They’ve been en vogue the past couple of years, overtaking boobs as the number one thing that guys admit to ogling at bars or just on the street.
The great debate which has raged on for as long as I can remember: are you an ass or tits man? It’s a tough question to answer. Me personally? I’m bullish on butts. I mean boobs are nice, don’t get me wrong. But there’s nothing like squeezing a really nice tush. Big, big fan of a nice ass.
And I guess Instagram is too now? According to an article published on a popular UK website UFunk, flashing your ass on Instagram for an account called Cheeky Exploits is all the rage.
I won’t be posting any pictures from Cheeky Exploits in this blog for all of you people reading this from a cubicle, but I’m here to tell you that it’s an Instagram account worth following. There are a lot of really nice butts on there, and yeah you’re going to have to sort them out from the hairy male asses that get submitted but I promise it’s worth it. Who would have thought that Instagram would become a place where girls would willingly post pictures of their bare ass for everyone to see? I don’t know how anyone could possibly complain about that.
Am I going to submit an anonymous photo to Cheeky Exploits? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe I already have. Just check out the account, it’ll make your Monday morning a little less awful.
I mean, I’ve already got a sick painting on my personal Instagram page of a really righteous ass. Perhaps I should take said painting to Italy with me this summer and get a picture of that just chilling on the Amalfi Coast. That would be meta as fuck.
The point of the account is to flash your ass in a really picturesque area. They’ve got people showing their butts in Venice, The Kensington Gardens, San Francisco, Indio, etcetera and so on. Name a place, there’s probably a picture on that account of a really good looking girl flashing her ass for the ‘gram. If nothing else, you’ll get a good laugh out of an account dedicated to butts. .
[via UFunk]
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jduda@grandex.co
stay hydrated and eat ass
This is something I can get behind
Challenge locations I want to see:
The Vatican
Korean DMZ
the Masters
the White House (bonus points if the ass is Trump’s)
a Supreme Court session
a roller coaster souvenir pic
An ISIS video
Level 2:
Raqqa
Mecca
Wreckage of the Titanic
Mormon Tabernacle
Always down for a nice lady butt
I appreciate the man butts!
I think you understated just how many man butts I’d have to weed through, but appreciated nonetheless
Just another reason to start locking up Millennials in Gitmo
If we come across a post on that account with a Mich Ultra subtly off to the side we’ll all know who submitted it.
Will is all about the ‘gram so I can’t wait to see his ass.
A good booty can change the world
If you like this ig page you will definitely like the yeti butts ig. Hot college girls wearing thongs sitting on Yeti coolers. Best ig ever created.