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I feel like this goes without saying, maybe the Transit Authority should announce this or put it on posters, but it is REALLY not cool to tie a used condom to a Subway Pole. If I saw this first thing in the morning on my commute to work, I’d probably puke up everything I had in my system. That’s exactly what happened to Windsor Terrace, Brooklyn resident Ryan Quinn, who saw a splooge-filled rubber tied to a pole on his morning commute on the F-Train, who only spotted the prophylactic when he almost put his hand on it.
@Gothamist Alternate shot of the #semen #filled #condom #blessed pic.twitter.com/PUouHcmdhZ
— RyRy (@meandtherhythm) October 10, 2014
Damn, that’s a pretty big load.
This definitely begs the question of how it got there. Did the original condom user bang someone on the subway train, or did they carry it in their pocket from where they had sex to the Subway, then tie it to the pole? I mean, at least they’re using safe sex practices, right? Maybe it’s some sort of viral marketing campaign reminding Brooklyn residents to use rubbers.
According to a Gothamist reader, the condom has been there since LAST TUESDAY.
Though yet ANOTHER commenter believes she saw it on the train as long ago as September. SEPTEMBER. THAT MEANS A CONDOM HAS BEEN HANGING ON A SUBWAY TRAIN FOR AT LEAST THREE WEEKS.
The New York City Subway is a disgusting cesspool. A boiled down version of degenerating humanity. That much is true. The rats have more power down there than Bill De Blasio. We’ve seen old men hang out with their wang out, dudes shit themselves and even a couple of bright young ladies performing acts of “mouth love” on the 6 Train, a video of which went viral a few years back under the incredibly family-friendly title “Two Rachets Giving Jaw on the 6 Train.”
This may take the cake, folks. Please leave your jism at home, in the garbage can where it belongs..
[via Gothamist]
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The one word that comes to mind is “vile”
Too bad this story didn’t break during the debate about the Northeast.
Have yet to see something quite this ratchet in Boston… MBTA > MTA
Yeah, the T stops running at fucking midnight. Really “superior”. I’ll take the train with a bunch of chicks giving blowjobs over a train that stops running at peak party hours any day.
Except it’s now shutting down between 2:00 and 2:30 a.m. on weekends, so kick rocks… Only a New Yorker could write a post like this (in which they reference the MTA as a “disgusting cesspool”) and still consider it superior to another subway system based on it’s last run.
It might be a disgusting cesspool, but it’s MY disgusting cesspool.
^ Exactly how I feel about Fenway Park