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Coca-Cola dropped a bomb on the internet this morning with the re-release of Surge, a green colored, ambiguously green-flavored drink that packs more sugar in it than Mountain Dew and took over the United States in the late 1990s. The soda was only available on Amazon.com and quickly sold out. Fortunately for those of us who didn’t get a chance to snag a 12-pack of the green meanie, customers are leaving reviews on Amazon to let you know exactly what you’re missing out on.
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SUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGE!
[via Amazon]
Drinking even though your penis may fall off. PGP
Irony: Surge is my penis’ nickname.