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Look, I get it. You had a long day. Maybe you’re hungover and really just want something sweet and refreshing to take your mind off of your dehydrated state. So, you reach for a tall, cool, 32-ounce bottle of Riptide Rush and are oh so close to downing the entire thing on your drive home. Now, imagine someone telling you that you can’t drink it because you’re an unhealthy fuck who doesn’t sweat. That’s what Gatorade is doing with their latest “Sweat It To Get It” ad series with Cam Newton and Peyton Manning.
No word on whether or not your local convenience store clerk will be denying you the delicious nectar of Gatorade when you stroll into 7-11 this upcoming Sunday, but it’s always best to be prepared. Maybe bang out a quick set or run around the block. Just get a little perspiration going.
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Brian McGannon
What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.
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The one where Peyton just chunks the girls Gatorade. Too good.
Hahaha “Go deep.”
This would be more realistic if customers chose a different color than orange.
Yeah, because all commercials are realistic
I found it somewhat realistic because it appeared that only one girl recognized Peyton…
To be clear, I love Peyton and it made me really sad that no girls reacted even close to the way I would have. I would have been like that dude he told to start running laps, no hesitation.