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Reddit never ceases to entertain. It also never ceases to terrify. I’ve seen things on there that make me lose sleep at night. Nothing has been more terrifying than this AskReddit thread in which parents describe the worst things their children have ever done to them. You’ll never want to have sex again.
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Excuse me while I schedule a vasectomy.
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Brian McGannon
What do I love? I love happy hour, a good golf tan, and getting moderately drunk during dinner.
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Awesome. Good read 10 weeks before my first child is to be born. #PGP
The Shit cannon…I would love to see where that kid is in 20 years
I love that someone whose name is “ticklemytaint69″ commented ” I’m so excited to never have kids. “
First one is a classic.
I help coach a 5-8 year old hockey team. We were going to play duck duck goose one day and one of the kids says duck duck goose is for pussies. That day those other kids got a vocabulary lesson.
That’s nothing, when u was young my hot sister and her boyfriend used to fall asleep together on the bean bag chair and one time when I was about 6 I actually pissed on that guy. All over him, from face to feet. I also shit everywhere and still do.
so your sister’s hot. can we get some more details please.
Reading this in conjunction with the article with stories about hotel maids would lead one to believe that 90% of the bad things people do revolve around shit and the things people do with it.