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“Self Enhancing Live Feed Image Engine” Sounds fancy, right? False. This is some a-hole’s punny name for the newest, and shiniest, tool to help you keep on top of your narcissistic game. The S.E.L.F.I.E mirror has arrived. I literally have so many mixed feelings about this, but all of them revolve around wanting to break my fist through the glass. The last thing I need is more chicks taking even more time in the ladies’ room at the bar.
I guess this is one iota better than an actual “mirror selfie” because you don’t get the impression they’re trying nearly as fucking hard, but remember, they’re really just doing a better job at hiding it. If you actually went out and bought this, you really need to reevaluate. I don’t get it. I mean, are we really so self-absorbed that it’s worth investing in a piece of decor (is that the proper category for this?) in order to- very ironically- look more casual about it? Maybe you should try spending less time looking at yourself and more time making friends. If you succeed, said friends may even want to have a picture taken (by another human) with you.
[via PSFK]
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Mary Swanson
Both a bitter and optimistic 24-year-old entry-level underachiever with 2-4 friends and 0 talents. Washed up is an understatement. I prefer almost all my food luke-warm, what does that say about me?
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yup, I can already see the next sex scandal video about to happen.
I hate the selfie fad with a burning passion. It’s so annoying.