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Hailey Jones And Chris Moore
Relationship Status: Dating for four years, but not engaged. They live together.
Background: They’ve been dating since their sophomore year of college and are really in love with each other. It’s a beautiful story. They had known each other for a while, but they hooked up one night and the next thing they knew, they were dating. Hailey’s putting the screws to Chris to pop the question, but Chris is only hauling in $32,000 a year right now and has four roommates. Hailey doesn’t have a job yet and is living in Chris’s overcrowded apartment.
Most Recent Fight: Chris left the toilet seat up at Hailey’s parents’ house and they fought about it in the car on the way home. They pulled over to have makeup sex five minutes later.
Times They’ve Had Sex In The Last Week: Seven.
Future Divorce Odds: 10 to 1. They’re in a typical postgrad relationship, where one is struggling on an entry-level salary and the other is still looking for work. Law of averages. They have a strong enough relationship to make it through, though. Publicly, I say good for them; privately, it’s a different story.
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My parents aren’t fictional….
You beat me to it. Well done.
Seth Pearson is one ugly dude
But after almost a decade, you know he’s packing heat below his Comfort Waist D3’s.
The amount of sex these fictitious couples have makes me jealous. Even Amy and Seth.