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Alli Reed (@alliperson), a woman from Los Angeles who runs a comedy blog, created perhaps the most unattractive online dating profile one could imagine, but there’s a twist. She used a picture of a really hot girl as her profile picture.
For starters, her profile name was “AaronCarterFan,” which should’ve been enough to ward off anyone with a brain, but it still wasn’t enough. She created the most unattractive personality imaginable in her “About me” section:
But horrible, creepy dudes are horrible, creepy dudes and still contacted her despite the name. She continued masquerading as a the worst human being imaginable in her chats with these guys.
Some guys will literally stop at nothing to get laid.
[via Cracked]
would still smash
Never underestimate the power of a profile picture.
I’d message her.
Gotta love the smell of desperation.
If you don’t have a favorite Beanie Baby, you’re probably a serial killer. Jake the Duck, you’re my BFF.
How did my private conversation reach the public!?
I agree, sex is only a weapon.
If this isn’t fake/a troll, then I give up on the future.
If this isn’t fake or a troll, then I give up on the future.