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Sometimes we get to the office in such a good mood that we want to share it with everyone, and what better way than in the form of song? Of course, singing in the main office might get you in trouble, as your grumpy coworkers are trying to make sales calls or track down a shipment. People can be surprisingly accurate when throwing staplers.
That leaves only one place to share your joy, and beautiful voice, with your coworkers: the bathroom.
1. “Brown-Eyed Girl” by Van Morrison
Appropriate lyrics: “You’re my brown-eyed girl.”
2. “Tubthumping” by Chumbawumba
Appropriate lyrics: “Pissing the night away, pissing the night away.”
3. “Piss On You” by Dave Chappelle
Appropriate lyrics: “I said yo body, yo body, is a port-o-potty, and I pee on it, drip, drip, drip.”
4. “Piss On You (Remix)” by Dave Chappelle
Appropriate lyrics: “I’m gonna give you some poo-poo, I’m gonna give you some pee-pee, I’m gonna give you some doo-doo, wash it down with some wee-wee.”
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@5OClockShadow_
What about “ring of fire”
Only with a real mariachi back up horn section that followed me around at work. Although if they followed me into the bathroom that would be weird.
Only on Taco Tuesdays
Master P- “Make ‘Em Say UHH!” and/or Pharrell and Snoop Dog- “Drop It Like It’s Hot.”
I prefer playing Africa (Toto) on my phone and sobbing quietly, only while using the handicap stall, of course — lest someone match my crushed soul to my shoes.
Great column!
I also think Foreigner’s “Cold As Ice” would get some air time from me.