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Hey, uh, your fantasy team is trash. You already know this, but there’s some small glimmer of hope you’re hanging onto since you made the playoffs last year by the grace of god. My thinking is, why wait three months to learn what you pretty much already knew: You suck at this.
Come join us over at DraftKings for their brand new Team Pick’em. You’ll know how good (or bad) you are after Week 1, and you can start fresh in Week 2 as if Week 1 never even happened. It’s add a nice little bit of excitement to your weekend, and again, it’s fucking free.
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Here’s how it works:
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That’s really simple. Simple is good. It’s also free, so other than you being a lazy turd, you have no good reason not to do this.
Make sure to get your FREE picks in by 1:00 PM EST on September 9th before the challenge locks
*Eligibility restrictions apply. See website for details..
Where’s fail Friday intern
I love how no PGP person wants to put this ad bullshit under their name so they throw it under “PGP Intern”
Total TFM Move.
Reboot Dick’s Picks, Grandex. Nostalgia sells.
Allen and Dick are hiding out in a Eastern European country.
Not doing a fantasy team this year for the first time in 7 years and it feels fantastic