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Aside from dinner and drinks at a new spot close to The Cut™ on Saturday night, I have nothing planned for the weekend. But that’s how it’s supposed to be when the greatest sporting event on the planet occurs.
Find me on my couch most of Saturday and all of Sunday hopefully watching Tiger and Spieth make a run at the green jacket. Is there anyone who wants to see someone not named Eldrick win?
Listen to us discuss our weekends in fun on this week’s Touching Base.
What are you doing for fun this weekend?.
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Daughter decided she wanted to be born 5 weeks early last Sunday, so we’re hanging in the hospital, and getting things ready to bring her home.
Congrats on the sex 8 months ago
Congrats on the new addition, and I hope everything goes well with her.
Thank you! All signs are positive.
I know the feeling brother. My daughter came 6 weeks early almost two years ago. Nerve wrecking as hell but soon, it will all be a distant memory.
My daughter came a few minutes early, probably because she was having coitus with a hung black bull.
Did you really think this joke was going to land? Tell the truth now.
Congrats on the 31ish-weeks-ago sex
Congrats brotha
Gettin hitched tomorrow in New Braunfels. Gonna be your typical Texas Hill Country wedding with bluebonnets and an open bar.
Congrats!
Thank ya!
Is it a shotgun wedding?
Congratulations!
Getting shitfaced
Atta kid. Just rolled into Chicago for a weekend with the dudes, we boutta burn this motherfucker dowwwwn
I will be watching the Masters and drinking beer on the couch the entire weekend with the exception of a 3 hour period for Baconfest on Saturday afternoon. Enjoy the weekend, folks.
Tonight I’m taking the wife on a hot date to Firehouse subs then the grocery store (never letting the fire burn out).
Tomorrow going to try to get a round in followed by some dog park time and a movie in the afternoon.
Sunday the wife works so I will be watching Masters coverage start to finish while I eat and drink my desires to be in Augusta away. Have a blessed weekend y’all.
A weekend without El T? Are you feeling okay?
Had Mexican food last night, we all make mistakes
I knew I felt a disturbance in the force
Was there a pun in your original statement?
Friday night trips to the grocery store are the best. No one is there.
Signed, an also married man.
What movie you thinking about going to see?
Whatever the wife wants to see. I’m just in it for the popcorn and bunch-a-crunch
Have fun at Love, Simon.
No way bud. It’s all about the Goobers and Cherry Coke icees.
Big popcorn and root beer guy over here.
No
Interview for a new job in a couple of hours. Heavy drinking with friends afterwards because I really want this job and I hate interviewing. There is a huge beerfest in my town Saturday which I will absolutely be attending. Going to drink ALL of the beers (obviously). Recovery beers and war movies all Sunday. Have a good weekend y’all
Friday interview is the move, gives you two full days of drinking regardless of how it goes. Good luck
Thanks man. Just finished my interview. Think I nailed it. Now all there is to do is wait. Correction. All there is to do is drink*
Don’t choke. Just imagine your interviewer taking a hot, steamy, messy dump, and that he has a one-inch willy. You’ll never feel more confident, young Cherub.
I’m not sure I’d still want the job after seeing that
Masters and lots of bourbon. Going to the enjoy some Single A baseball in a suite tonight thanks to some gifted tickets, as well.
Thanks for asking Dillon.
Tonight is a double date at a local tapas place then a rooftop bar after. I’m running a half marathon on Sunday which means Saturday will be spent stretching and hydrating with something other than beer for a change.
Today is my birthday, Ill most likely spend it with a steak on the grill and a bottle of bourbon.
The rest of the weekend will be spent on the boat between fishing and drinking on the sand bar.
Dillon, heading to Philadelphia this evening to see the girlfriend. Then we’re both headed to DC in the morning to meet up with her best friend. Brunch and other drinking activities while trying to sneak in Masters coverage taking up the rest of the day. I imagine we’ll end up on Will’s Monday morning worst weekend article again.