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It’s a question I’ve been asked often, and frankly, it’s a question that’s often met with the answer, “Well, how much time you got?” Some questions deserve not just answers, but clarifications that need to be expounded upon so the inquiring mind is completely satisfied with the information in front of them.
“Will – what’s your fall aesthetic going to be this year?”
You see, it’s just not that simple. Which is why we’re going to dedicate the next twelve weeks to really nailing down what a fall aesthetic means to not only me – but you as well.
When you think of autumn, you think of the following: craft beers, crackling and colorful leaves, Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly in New York City, layers, scarves, backyard football. Nothing new here. But when you think of what to wear this fall? Well, that’s when you need to take it a step further.
Today, we’ll begin with some preliminary guidelines. Nothing major, just a basis that we’ll work with plowing forward. If you need to use a composition booklet to take notes, feel free to do so. Putting pen to paper is a lost art that should be cherished.
Exhibit A: Early Fall
As you can see from the foliage in the background of this photo, Cory Matthews and Mr. Feeny are surrounded by several trees that seem to be in the mid-to-late stages of the season.
Cory – young and spry – is still wearing shorts and a tee-shirt. This is completely acceptable given the temperature in Philadelphia around this time of year. Sure, nights will be cold, but he’s been riding his bike around the neighborhood probably trying to stop Shawn Hunter from blowing up even more mailboxes with cherry bombs. It’s not about the clothes themselves as much as it’s about the colors. Red, yellow, black, teal, all paired with navy shorts that may or may not have pleats.
I’m going to say this one time and one time only (plus about a hundred times moving forward) – I’m all in on pleats this season. Write that down. When you see pleats this fall, you think of me. Pleats are the new wave and you’re either in or you’re out. Cory? He’s in.
Mr. Feeny, on the other hand, is dressed much more conservatively and appropriately. A denim overcoat paired with a forest green plaid sport shirt is simply breathtaking. The windowpane nature is an autumn staple. Perhaps purchased from Brooks Brothers or Brooks Brothers Outlet given that Mr. Feeny is working on a teacher’s salary at this point in his career. The sleeve roll on the denim? Yeah, I gasped too when I saw it.
The vibes of this photo are simply beyond. From the filter used (which we’ll get to next week) to the composition, it encompasses everything you remember from those fall days after school. When you’re wandering down this road that we call “aesthetics” wondering what we’re doing, know that you’ll always have a friend that’ll stand by you much like these two.
Exhibit B: Recreation
When you lose your true north while trying to nail down your fall fashion, you need to use the football episode from Friends as your home base. It truly has everything.
Case in point: Chandler and Monica.
These two go together like a Bell’s Two Hearted Ale and a basket of chicken wings. Each don a pair of oversized sweatpants with an oversized crewneck sweatshirt. Again, these are absolute musts.
Chandler is going with a much more conservative look – non-descript logo-less apparel outside of his backward hat which appears to be that of The New York Football Giants. As we saw before with Mr. Feeny, he rolled the sleeves up perfectly to maximize his range of motion while throwing and receiving. A real veteran move that Monica’s obviously taken a liking to. His sweatshirt, again like Mr. Feeny, is hunter green. I love it so much that I legitimately want to throw up.
Monica, on the other hand, is in gameday mode. Giants sweatshirt, a pair of give-up heather grey sweatpants, and her hair tied back with an elastic headband. If I were a single man at a bar nursing a hangover while watching the Detroit Lions, I’d offer to buy her an amber ale. We’re not sure – it could be the first day of the rest of our lives.
The scene for these two is, again, what truly makes the photograph. After all, if you’re not taking photos of your fit, you never truly got a fit off to begin with. The leaves act as their oriental rug while the backdrop of a New York City park is their sanctuary. Perfectly executed on all fronts.
Exhibit C: Bar Attire
Perhaps the most important aspect of your fall wardrobe is what you wear to the bars. There’s simply nothing else to do at night during the fall besides drink brown liquids while layering up. Sure, these two are at a Thanksgiving meal cheersing some cider, but their fits are transcendent.
Much like pleated pants, it’s time to accept that you need to invest good money into a fall jacket. It’s what separates the commoners from the tastemakers. Leaf-covered sidewalks are your runway, and a fall coat is your statement piece.
Shawn appears to have gone with the conservative brown coat, unzipped. Always leave it unzipped (that is, unless your stroll through the park turns a bit nippy). Given that Shawn came from a modest upbringing, we’re going to assume he didn’t drop the money Cory did on his coat. He likely went with L.L. Bean’s Original Field Coat in waxed cotton. It compliments his earth tones well which is really all that matters. Just because this is under $200 doesn’t mean that it lacks in quality – it doesn’t have to be expensive. Shawn’s a working class guy from a working class family. But he also crushes his look.
Cory, on the other hand, went with another option. Say it with me now: f-o-r-e-s-t g-r-e-e-n. It’s difficult to say, but it looks like the waxed material of the coat is completed with some corduroy trim. While this isn’t a revelation, it’s utter perfection. Any sort of waxed canvas during the months of September through November is welcomed. Cory, because his father owns an outdoors store, likely went with a more expensive option that his dad picked up for him at cost. A classic Barbour Beaufort® Jacket or a Filson Cover Cloth Mile Marker Jacket, the more rugged choice. I chose the latter, and yes, it’s been working wonders.
Fear not if your aesthetic isn’t quite on point. That’s why we’re here. It’s only August, after all, and we’re simply in the preparatory phases. What we do in late summer echoes in autumn. See you next week. .
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So, your fall aesthetic is classic 90s sitcoms, essentially.
Yeah. Are you new?
One of, if not the greatest craft beer bar in New York is called The Blind Tiger, and it’s directly around the corner from the building used for the exterior establishing shots in Friends in the West Village. For both the beer and nostalgia, I strongly recommend you try it if you’re in New York, and I strongly recommend you go in the fall.
Good looks my friend. What’s the scene Saturday afternoon, say if a fella wanted to drink some craft while watching some collegiate folk toss the pigskin?
Admittedly it’s not great to watch sports because there’s only one TV in the corner and it’s not big.But, it’s right down the block from Down the Hatch which if you’ve never been is a great bar for football of all kinds.
Down the Hatch is a great spot for sure. I usually frequent Hair of the Dog for college football….been sucked in for 8+ hours many a time.
Okay, so other end of the block that The Slaughtered Lamb is on is Blind Tiger. Haven’t done HOTD. Not huge on college football (my school didn’t have a team) but I go to Legends in Midtown for English football and upstairs it’s also a big LSU bar so I’ve stuck around there for games a lot, kind of adopted them as my college team by default.
Easy, Ranch. Less is more.
Looks like his fall aesthetic is to be a goober
I really want to mock you for this, but the Chandler & Monica casual look is my aspiration.
Just saying what everyone else is thinking.
Pleats? PLEATS?? You’re a fuckin madman, William
In other words you aspire to be a poor loser crammed into a shitty apartment with a bunch of other losers who spend all of their time whining
I love fall because all I want to do is get faded in cardigans and crewneck sweaters.
Crewnecks for the win
I’m super down for the crewneck sweat shirt look but they’re hard to find anymore unless they’re made by, like, Champion.
Champions wear Champion, champion.
Poors wear Champion
Orvis makes a very nice and comfortable crewneck sweatshirt but get ready to shell out like $75.
Crewnecks for the loser is more like it
#QZnation all fall
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I was going to make fun of you for saying lol but if you went to auburn then you have more problems than just making shitty comments
“thevaginator”
That’s my name don’t wear it out bitch
I would now like a response to this article written by Mr. Barrett Dudley
Whiny Shawn Hunter during the college years was the worst.
Summer gets all the hype, but Fall is the best season.
Spring is the best season. Fall is just a reminder that everything is dying. Spring is where it is at. Walking outside that first 60+ degree day after winter is like finally eating dinner after having to work through lunch.
Need to find a place that’s like and even mix of both, with no true winter. That’s where I want to live. In the northeast, peak Fall lasts about 3 weeks. But it’s a great 3 weeks.
I’ve lived in Nashville and Charlotte. Both have perfect fall weather.
And both are full of goobers. Especially the Vanderbilt goobers
Love the shoutout for Two Hearted!
Living in Texas, this makes me a bit salty seeing as I doubt I’ll pull out any sort of jacket until well after Halloween
That’s fine, RikFlairWoo, proper preparation prevents poor performance.
The problem with Houston is my fall look just simply goes from a golf polo with shorts to a golf polo with jeans, MAYBE a vest if there’s a cold front and that’s about it. Sometimes I’ll wear a nice sweater and sweat myself to death just to feel more in season.
This may have been the best thing I’ve ever read, almost purely due to the heavy featuring of Boy Meets World. Unfortunately, fall in California is just slightly longer shorts, and tees instead of tanks. Maybe some jeans on the rare occasion it dips below 75. I need to move.
If not for the onerous taxes, definitely for the fall wardrobe.