Your Typical Workweek In Haiku Form

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Monday:

Woke up hungover
Late for work, ran out of gas
Shit, out of coffee

Tuesday:

Damn blue screen of death
Windows is a piece of shit
Fuck you too, Bill Gates

Wednesday:

Hey secretary
Stop saying happy hump day
I need to get laid

Thursday:

Paperwork mountain
Thank God I took a Vyvanse
Working after dark

Friday:

Dozed off at my desk
No new Tinder messages
Drink myself to sleep

Saturday:

Plastered in public
My friend’s making me go out
Spent the night in jail

Sunday:

Chug from the Brita
Deleting fucking Tinder
Getting drunk again

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