I’m “visibly” excited to use my new paper shredder. PGP.
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I’m “visibly” excited to use my new paper shredder. PGP.
I read this as you have an actual boner for a piece of office equipment.
Probably the worst kind of equipment to get a boner for… ouch
Definitely one of the worst ones to try to put it it. Although I can’t imagine the stapler would be much fun either..
Pro tip: invest in the oil for the blades. Extends the lifespan.