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Every morning, we gather here to contemplate, plan, soak up inspiration, harvest motivation, and get jacked up on coffee and confidence for a day of kicking ass.
I WON’T LIE TO YOU, FOLKS. I WOKE UP WITH A LITTLE EXTRA UMPH IN MY STRUT THIS MORNING, AND IT FEELS GOOD. WHAT IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON? PLAYOFF BASKETBALL. I’M HOPPED UP ON ROCKETS HOOPS AND I CAN’T CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT. AS A RESULT, TODAY WE’RE GOING TO GET SUPER EXTRA FUCKING WILD. WE’RE GOING TO TAKE THIS SHIT TO A WHOLE OTHER LEVEL OF INTENSITY.
I WANT YOU TO CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR ME NOW AND IMAGINE YOURSELF STANDING BUTT ASS NAKED IN A FIELD. THERE YOU ARE, SURROUNDED BY WHEAT AND OTHER ASSORTED FLORA, JUST YOU AND MOTHER NATURE, WHEN SUDDENLY A PACK OF WOLVES APPROACHES. THESE WOLVES ARE CLEARLY COMING FOR YOUR HEAD. THEY INTEND TO END YOUR VERY EXISTENCE. ARE YOU JUST GOING TO STAND THERE AND LET THEM TAKE YOU DOWN, OR ARE YOU GOING TO FIGHT FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE AND GOUGE SOME WOLF EYEBALLS? FIGHT, DAMN YOU! FIGHT LIKE YOU’VE NEVER FAUGHT BEFORE! NOW OPEN YOUR EYES. THAT’S HOW LIFE COMES AT YOU EVERY MORNING, THE WAY THOSE WOLVES DID WHEN YOU WERE JUST A NUDE DUDE IN A FIELD. THIS SHIT IS NO DIFFERENT. WAKE THE FUCK UP AND GOUGE SOME DAMN EYEBALLS TODAY. FIGURATIVELY.
What’s on your schedule this morning? What are you going to conquer today? Any special deals you plan on closing? Let us know in the comments section below. Positivity only. Build the energy. Come correct or don’t come at all..
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Ross Bolen
Ross Bolen is a New York Times Bestselling author, co-host of the Oysters, Clams & Cockles: Game of Thrones podcast, co-host of the Back Door Cover sports podcast, 2017 Masters attendee, bigger and more loyal Rockets, Astros and Texans fan than you, cheese enchilada aficionado, and nap god.
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Caffeine is one helluva drug
Might have to call the Texas Law Hawk since my company hasn’t paid me in a month. Might just Venmo request the VP for what I’m owed and write a cystic message with a bunch of middle finger emojis and upside down smiley faces because we all know that’s the new form of communication and expression. Gonna go get a nitro brew and then probably leave because this is America and you can literally do whatever the fuck you want.
Real talk, though, if there are payment terms in your employment agreement (and there damn well better be), bring it up to HR/your boss/whomever does payroll. If they don’t handle the issue, bring your issue to an employment lawyer in the area. It might only be a small claims issue but still, gotta get paid.
Cryptic*
You guys ever get an ass chewing for something you had absolutely no control over? I got absolutely raked yesterday. Time to hit the cold brew and move the fuck on today.
I feel lost because nobody knows what I had for dinner last night
I just stopped eating all together. I understand all good things must come to an end, but not Dave inquiring about our eating habits. It was the glue that held my late afternoons together and motivated me to sometimes eat more than Oreos. God bless Billy for his motivational words every morning to get us through hard times.
TWO HOURS OF SLEEP & A COLD BREW FUCK YOU WEDNESDAY
Your prof pic has never been more relevant to one of your comments, Slider.
Cramming for a cell bio test, have 3 tests and 5 lab reports due within the next week. POUNDED 4 CUPS OF LIQUID MOTIVATION, GONNA ACE THESE TESTS THEN ONLY 4 WEEKS UNTIL GRADUATION BABY #LETSGETIT #RISETOTHECHALLENGE
It’s all downhill from here!
“Knuck if you Buck” is the only good (legal) alternative to coffee.
CRUSHING AN ALL-NIGHTER AT WORK.
Closing several billion dollars worth of deals today.
That’s a lot of dollars
Big dogs do big deals.
Boss is gone the rest of the week…. 3 days working from home here I come!
We added a new member to my organization so I’ll be working on a new map today. Editing boundary lines is my least favorite thing to do but it has to be done. We also have aboard meeting today which means free food and cookies. It’s going to be a busy one, multiple cups of coffee will be had.